This morning I told WP that he had to go brush his teeth if he wanted to go to the library with JP and me. So with a tooth brush in one hand and the tooth paste in the other, he was standing at my sink. As I was standing there watching him, I realized that I was being entertain by this wiggle dance he was doing. In the middle of my amusement he snaps a look at me and says with a whine,"Mommy, my pants are falling down!" I went over to adjust the adjustable waist line in his shorts. While I was squatting down WP started this twisting and turning, side to side, and trotting in place at the same time. All the while he is thinking he is cute(which he is). I tell him to stop and so he does it again about three more times. Well, finally I pop him on the arm and give him the look. He looks over thinking I am playing with him when he sees my face and realizes that mommy isn't playing. This breaks his heart and embarrasses him. He starts crying and is so mad that with one hand he puts his tooth paste in my face and in his most threatening scream says, "I am going to put tooth paste in your eye balls!" I laugh and quickly pull it together and say, "Excuse me little boy?!" Again WP says, "I will put tooth paste in your eye balls and then put your eye balls in your hair!" It was hilarious!
3.8.09
Seriously?!
Sorry it has been so long since I have written...
This morning I told WP that he had to go brush his teeth if he wanted to go to the library with JP and me. So with a tooth brush in one hand and the tooth paste in the other, he was standing at my sink. As I was standing there watching him, I realized that I was being entertain by this wiggle dance he was doing. In the middle of my amusement he snaps a look at me and says with a whine,"Mommy, my pants are falling down!" I went over to adjust the adjustable waist line in his shorts. While I was squatting down WP started this twisting and turning, side to side, and trotting in place at the same time. All the while he is thinking he is cute(which he is). I tell him to stop and so he does it again about three more times. Well, finally I pop him on the arm and give him the look. He looks over thinking I am playing with him when he sees my face and realizes that mommy isn't playing. This breaks his heart and embarrasses him. He starts crying and is so mad that with one hand he puts his tooth paste in my face and in his most threatening scream says, "I am going to put tooth paste in your eye balls!" I laugh and quickly pull it together and say, "Excuse me little boy?!" Again WP says, "I will put tooth paste in your eye balls and then put your eye balls in your hair!" It was hilarious!
This morning I told WP that he had to go brush his teeth if he wanted to go to the library with JP and me. So with a tooth brush in one hand and the tooth paste in the other, he was standing at my sink. As I was standing there watching him, I realized that I was being entertain by this wiggle dance he was doing. In the middle of my amusement he snaps a look at me and says with a whine,"Mommy, my pants are falling down!" I went over to adjust the adjustable waist line in his shorts. While I was squatting down WP started this twisting and turning, side to side, and trotting in place at the same time. All the while he is thinking he is cute(which he is). I tell him to stop and so he does it again about three more times. Well, finally I pop him on the arm and give him the look. He looks over thinking I am playing with him when he sees my face and realizes that mommy isn't playing. This breaks his heart and embarrasses him. He starts crying and is so mad that with one hand he puts his tooth paste in my face and in his most threatening scream says, "I am going to put tooth paste in your eye balls!" I laugh and quickly pull it together and say, "Excuse me little boy?!" Again WP says, "I will put tooth paste in your eye balls and then put your eye balls in your hair!" It was hilarious!
